Chez Jo

I'm forced to give it a maximum of one star. It's a shame to have to, given the MEDIOCRE quality of this restaurant. A defrosted veal escalope for €31? You can eat better at Picard. You should also replace your waitresses; they don't exactly exude hospitality. As for the waiters, save your hypocrisy for acting. You might as well be an actor than work in a restaurant if all you're going to do is be falsely friendly and serve us something inedible. AVOID AT ALL COSTS

Bad pizza that gave me terrible diarrhea when I got home.

Undercooked pizzas, tasted of flour, small, and stingy. Tasteless cheese, frozen escalope. Everything is made on the cheap, and it shows. The service is mocking; you wonder if they're making fun of you. Avoid at all costs!

Raw pizza, waiter talking rudely to the customers next to us—I can't imagine what they must have said about us. Bonus: if you're Italian, don't come here, you'll see the best things. Shitty pizza and pizza maker who doesn't know what he's doing. I'm changing my review because 20 minutes later I already have a stomachache. Avoid this place.

Fast service indeed, but the pasta was tasteless and quite expensive.